bi-chic
a person who claims to be bis-xual, but only because it is hip or chic to be so. more common among women than men. most bi-chic girls engage in a lot of kissing/making out, fondling, etc. (especially in public), but never actually engage in c-nn-l-ng-s with another woman and never actually have long term bis-xual/lesbian relationships.
kelly says she’s bi, but she refuses to go to that lesbian bar and she has never actually dated another girl, all she does is make out with them when she’s drunk.
she ain’t bi, she’s bi-chic!
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