the practice of worshipping billy joel as one’s lord and savior
i used to be a straight up crook until turned my life around and accepted a life of strict billianity
an individual who is a demon in the inside, but on the outside is a funny, idiotic, and smart*ss b*tch, who plays minecraft! look at that kid yo…he looks so happy, yet seems like a bad person to hang with…he’s an alve!
- goth cereal box
someone who has no shape, wears black all the time, most likely to be a girl person 1: she has no shape person 2: she’s a goth cereal box person 1: you right
- moon lit
when you’re drunk on a bike and use the moon’s light to guide your happy *ss home. human 1: “that scr*pe looks bad, what happened?” human 2: “oh, i was just moon lit last night.”
the dread and panic you feel when you realise you’ve forgotten to bring your cellphone argh! nophonophobia strikes again; i left my iphone at home again.