when you’re drunk on a bike and use the moon’s light to guide your happy -ss home.
human 1: “that scr-pe looks bad, what happened?”
human 2: “oh, i was just moon lit last night.”
the dread and panic you feel when you realise you’ve forgotten to bring your cellphone argh! nophonophobia strikes again; i left my iphone at home again.
- surprise me
there aren’t any definitions for surprise me yet. can you define it?
- respite care
taking care of yourself is not a luxury, it is a necessity. in 1985, i was so stressed out, i believed, you should never use physical punishment, but i had spanked my child. i confessed to my doctor and he referred me to an organization the could help. in 1985, california’s dcfs had a “respite […]
kill my self with bleach geez i hate school sooo much kmswb.
- stick pick
when you pick a lock with your d-ck. aww the doors locked. mabey i can stick pick it