Bingo Dick
where when you have been on a winning streak all night at the bingo hall, and some smelly guy comes and sits next to you and wins the next round, taking your buddy card in the process.
ted: did you see how p-ssed i was when that bingo d-ck took advantage of my hot streak?”
leigh: ya man, i was gonna steal his winnings for ya.
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