Birthday Psychosis
when it’s a person’s birthday and they announce it every 5 minutes on facebook for friends to wish them a happy birthday even though everyone already knows. once their friends are suckered into sending birthday wishes – they then ask for more without saying thank you, leaving everyone amazed and moderately disgusted. slight variation of attention wh-r-
birthday brat: hey everyone its my birthday today wish me happy birthday
thoughtful friend: happy birthday
birthday brat replies: where’s my gift??????????????
thoughtful friend messages everyone else secretly: omg!! he has birthday psychosis!
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