Birthday-shift
verb- the practice of celebrating one’s birthday on a different day because that person’s actual birthday is not convenient for the party thrower(s).
john: dude… jane is going to be so p-ssed off when we celebrate her birthday on friday instead of her real birthday date on wednesday. missy isn’t going to be here on wednesday so she forced us to pull a birthday-shift.
1 more definition
the need to reorganize a birthday celebration for someone who is too busy working or out of town on his or her birthday.
“cr-p i’m going to be out of town on my birthday. i hope sandra isn’t going to mind pulling a birthday-shift for me.”
“don’t worry, chris, she’s knows, she’s hiding a present in the glove box of your car and she’s got your real birthday planned for another day.”
Read Also:
- Chicksicle
a frozen concoction of various succulent chicken parts skewered on a popsicle stick. it is eaten the same way you would eat a popsicle. yum! this polish delicacy was invented by andy k and is featured on the menu of his chicago restaurant, zatrucie pokarmowe. i just tried the best polish food ever! you have […]
- dip the donkey
a game in which you and various friends submerge your genitalia into to scalding hot, abrasive liquids and see who can last the longest. that round of dip the donkey was d-mn compet-tive.
- telemockery
to play a joke or harr-ss a telemarketer (harr-ssing phone salesperson) back when they call you. tom: h-llo telemarketer: is tom barker available? tom: yah, he’s not married..ha ha ha, that me sweet heart telemarketer: hi, this is susy with flossy cruises, you’ve just won a cruise, all expenses paid for two to.. tom: susy, […]
- allsome
alternate spelling of “awesome” that movie was totally allsome 1 more definition orangeblood original. can basically mean anything positive. typicaly subst-tuted for overused words such as awesome. we landed a 5 star prospect on nsd! allsome!
- In the Barn
when playing the card game euchre and one team has obtained nine tricks or points, one teammate does the following: 1. announce to opponents and partner “dude! we’re in the barn!” 2. balance the scorecards on ears (one on each) 3. link fingers together and outstretch hands with thumbs facing down, thus allowing their teammate […]