bishops curse
its a curse that spreads underneath the social fabric of society like cancer and is supposed to have spiritual powers because a british church still chants it.
it is aimed at all families with border names, 67 of them in all. just about every 4th person you meet probably has a border name!!!!! it was originally aimed at the armstrongs and it was some crazy sh-t dude and it went… i curse your hair your shins your face your womb every part of your body and it cursed with all curses from the bible since the beginning of time nooooooo shiiittt and it finishes off with i d-mn you you to h-llelelelelell
you can read the original bishops curse but there is a translated version thats not in old english. man, we must have been soulless killing machines
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