from the ancient art of b*tchorcising, this must be handled by a fully trained b*tchorcist, you know someone has been possessed by a b*tch on one day every month when blood comes out of it’s second *sshole. 4 known methods from ancient scriptures include forcing it out of the host, in modern days this is known as b*tch slapping, another way is cutting it from its shackles, nowadays known as rituals, not to be confused with murder. another way is putting a cleansing rod inside of the second *sshole, all know male b*tchorcists have them, it has to be put in deep and fast repeatedly with chance of b*tchsp*wn coming out 9 months later. the final way is feeding it the blood of the b*tch, this is from draining the second *sshole of its blood and refeeding, not to be mixed up with illegal torture p*rn.
adam said we should eat the fruit, eve said no which lead adam to believe she had been possessed by a b*tch, so came the first b*tchorcism
- chili finger
the result of a particularly large, high pile of sh*t in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an *ss wipe. i only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so i wiped fast and got out of there. it wasn’t until i shook my boss’s hand that […]
- rhinoceros horn
when you bang a chick so hard, your d*ck comes out her back. it is the most extreme of all banging. “dude she feels so sore after last night, do you reckon he gave her rhinoceros horn?”
- jack thornton
a heartless man who has no care for anyone else around him. he is a complete d*ck head and will definitely rape someone in his future wow he’s a complete jack thornton
a medinamonkey is a person that is at the age of twelve and loves to show himself eating food and drinking things on camera on the application “skype” you are such a medinamonkey!