when you have a fear of b-tch-s or female dogs coming towards you or har-ssing you
“katie are you ok?!”
“yea but casey that girl is coming towards me you know i have b-tchphobia!”
- b*m spray
what happens after -n-l and you dont use a condom guy 1: “hey man did you and the dan get it on last night?” guy 2: “yeah dude i totally got b-m sprayed! it was awesome!”
- chocolate turtleneck
a bowel movement during -n-l intercourse that surrounds the inserted p-n-s in fecal mater. after six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend rick like a boss.
- the vajalien probe
the vajalien probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral s-x to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner’s v-lv-. the final result gives an appearance that they are being facef-cked by a monster from alien. man, i am never giving stephanie head again: she gave me […]
- moose luggage
really big b-lls. like, so big you have to carry them around. hey dude, grab your moose luggage, the plane is boarding.
the act of a group of friends surprising another friend with a sign stating something relating to the friend and then taking turns or simultaneously killing him or her, all whilst saying “for the blank”, with the blank replaced with a term or phrase representative of the person or the situation. “you alright, mate? you […]