when you have a fear of b*tch*s or female dogs coming towards you or har*ssing you
“katie are you ok?!”
“yea but casey that girl is coming towards me you know i have b*tchphobia!”
- b*m spray
what happens after *n*l and you dont use a condom guy 1: “hey man did you and the dan get it on last night?” guy 2: “yeah dude i totally got b*m sprayed! it was awesome!”
- chocolate turtleneck
a bowel movement during *n*l intercourse that surrounds the inserted p*n*s in fecal mater. after six cups of coffee and plenty of fiber, maureen was able to chocolate turtleneck her boyfriend rick like a boss.
- the vajalien probe
the vajalien probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral s*x to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner’s v*lv*. the final result gives an appearance that they are being facef*cked by a monster from alien. man, i am never giving stephanie head again: she gave me […]
- moose luggage
really big b*lls. like, so big you have to carry them around. hey dude, grab your moose luggage, the plane is boarding.