bitchtrap
1. orifice found in the lower part of the face of certain mammals. the b-tchtrap is found as frequently – if not more frequently – in males as in females. from this hole comes a distinctly shrill stream of mewling, plaintive noise – ‘b-tchery’. it is almost always open when it should be shut, and it often requires outside -ssistance to this end.
2. the possessor of a such a whine-hole.
bob: “i hate my job. g-d i hate my job. my job sucks. we need new ice cube trays. i’m having a random organ pain.”
phil: “bob, please shut your b-tchtrap right now lest i shut it for you.”
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