Bjorked Up
this is the result of somebody being way beyond sh-t-hammered drunk and starts speaking incoherrently or about things that dont make any sense.
“dude, did you see chad last night, bruh? the dude was crazy drunk talking to the walls about the financial crisis in mongolia, bruh”
“yeah i know, bruh, he was totally bjorked up”
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