black forest shateau
an overly rich mountain of cr-p of the sort produced after a night out on the chop.
“for f-ck sake macauley, i don’t care if your p-ssed – that’s one h-ll of a black forest shateau you’ve left in there. thanks to you my kitchen is now out of bounds. tokito!”
this is when a male or female licks and sucks the -n-s of a male or female that has an extensive amount of pubic hair. while the male or female is licking and sucking the -n-s the receiver proceeds to defecate into the persons face.
man: “oh darling ive had such a lovely night you know what would make this extra special, if we were able to do a black forest shateau”
woman: “yes that would be delightful”
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