bleesome
a s-xual encounter involving 3 drunken males fully clothed except shirts who are pleasuring a red headed vixen wearing naught but a thong (which will be removed as the bleesome evolves). the males take turns (one at each nip, the 3rd at the pootang. a switch is called. one male must exit in revulsion due to another whipping out his uncirc-msized p-n-s. the other two perform the switch. a bleesome must be interrupted by the entrance of a jew in boxers.
requirements: dudes must be mad wasted
warning: may result in commitment issues
hey did you hear about the bleesome last night?
a bleesome occurs when one c-ckthirsty blee giving c-mguzzler invites one b-tters, one timmy b and one shamefully shy bubanya to insert their p-n-ses into an orifice of their choice at the same time. unfortunately, one of the blee normally gets freaked and leaves as do the others when a red sea pedestrian shown up to join in on the bleetivities.
hey guys, wanna have a bleesome?
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