blessing the bathroom
the act of gracing the man’s throne. granting a blessing to a bathroom with one’s feces. several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.
wife: “oh my god. what in the world happened here?!”
husband: “what is it, honey?”
wife: “it smells terrible in here! like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird sh-t, and spoiled milk! and there’s toilet water all over the seat!”
husband: “oh. that. that’s just the results of me blessing the bathroom. i advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours.”
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