Blind Unicorn


sit on ones head with a erection, placing the t-st-cl-s in the eyes.
i sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while i had a b-n-r, i gave her the ‘blind unicorn’.
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the act of placing your t-st-cl-s over the eyes of a woman and having your erect p-n-s placed on there forehead making it look like she is a blind unicorn
dude last night i gave that drunk girl a blind unicorn

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