Blinding the dolphin
having a w-nk over the railing of the boat so you j-zz into the water.
originally “blinding the dolphin” was an old ancient pirate sport, as they drank a lot of rum and were h-rny, but didn’t want to have pirate b-m s-x if there weren’t any wenches to plough like a cornfield.
they decided it would be best to just give themselves the old low five, but in good ol’ fashioned pirate tradition, were drunk and had fun with it, and had a compet-tion to see who could unload a love shot into a jumping dolphin’s mouth.
however, due to the charlie sheen like state one pirate was in, he ended up j-zz blinding a dolphin, and thus the sport evolved into this turbo event.
nowadays, seeing as it’s illegal to j-zz in a dolphin’s eye as peta will cry stinky tears, soak their arms in kerosene and fist f-ck themselves in the -ss, the term is now used to express the activity of w-nking into the sea to prevent a c-m-based sealant in the toilet at sea.
guy 1: “man, all this boating is making me stressed, i’m gonna go w-nk!”
guy 2: “you’re better off blinding the dolphin, or you’ll clog the sh-tter with man mayo.”
guy 1: “what’s that?”
guy 2: “like this…” -blinds the dolphin-
guy 1: “i think i’ll join you, looks fun!”
-both blind the dolphin-
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