Bloaty


when you eat too much,and you feel way too full and puffy.
the pizookie made me feel bloaty.
unhealthy material usually consisting of high sugar, salt, and/or neuro-stimulatory substances that are indulged by a large proportion of civilization for pleasure or simply out of habit. these products are not restricted to foods, and include mind altering drugs, alcohol, and p-rnographic materials. habitual ingestion of these products are -ssociated with an unhealthy lifestyle, loss of personal integrity, and debas-m-nt of moral conduct (i.e. vice),
i had my share of bloatiies this morning after eating 4 chocolate eclairs with my grande latte.

although his mind had been ravaged by the drug, he couldn’t resist another toke of the bloaties.

her love of bloaties was obvious as most were now nested as an additional 50 kgs in her midsection.

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