blode


the main character of rathergood.com’s “tales from the blode”
“how will we get to the seaside?” asked the centipide. “in my u-boat, of corse!” responed blode.
a bodyless head with spiky blond hair and black feet.
blode was standing aroun. his brain was completly empty and he was completly happy
tales of teh blode
a really good series at rathergood.com
blode digged a tunnel to the centre of the moon!
a magical goat found in the himilayas
while hiking they ran into a pack of blodes.
common: 1. a bloated chode
uncommon: 2. a choded bloat
1.charlie’s chode is bloated. which means it’s a blode.

2. tommy’s stomach is bloated in a shape where it looks like a chode.
a bulge in one’s abdomen, often caused when imitating pregnancy.
“look at my cute ‘icle blode!”
a blode is a like a chode but the other way round it is longer than it is wide therfore a rather avrige p-n-s this word was come up with by me whilst i was thinking for a meaning i could put to the word blode because i had noticed its simalarity to the word chode
when a chode has an erection it stands most chance of breifly becoming a blode

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