bloink
the sound made by semi-liquids (or non-newtonian fluids) when placed under too much strain causing them to overflow. as in a m-ffin top or water balloon.
when jane fastened her jeans, she heard an alarming bloink noise as her m-ffin top escaped confinement from its skinny-leg prison.
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