blomosexual
a man who is heteros-xual, except when under the influence of cocaine. then and only then he will engage in s-x acts with other men. sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypers-xuality overrides propriety. or when two (or more) h-rny c-keheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. other times, it is a form of prost-tution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the gl-ss d-ck, he will suck yours if need be. these distinctions become blurry over time. however, a true gold-star blomos-xual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man’s loose hairy sphincter. the morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.
pam: “raymond did c-ke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men’s room.”
sharon: “i didn’t know that raymond was gay.”
pam: “not gay — just blomos-xual. and now he has herpes.”
a man who considers himself straight, but allows gay men to perform oral s-x on them.
i’m not gay but when i was in prison i was a blomos-xual.
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