Blooming Onion
placing one’s fist into another’s r-ct-m (also known as fisting) and then proceeding to fanning open the hand and fingers, creating a blooming onion-like appearance.
i gave kirk a blooming onion after he p-ssed out.
a woman’s genitalia that hasn’t been properly cleansed over the course of a week to month. in order to be a blooming onion, this v-g-n- has to have an odor that burns a man, or woman’s, eyes as they approach for oral intercourse. when spreading the v-g-n-l lips apart, one must cry from the odor, else the genitalia isn’t a proper blooming onion.
evan was so drunk last night, he licked a prost-tute’s blooming onion. he woke up this morning with a hangover, a bad taste in his mouth, and crazy red eyes from crying all night long!
the used and abused -sshole of a sl-t job wh-r-.
“man, when she took of her dress and asked me to f-ck her in the b-m, my eyes popped out when i saw that blooming onion staring at me.”
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