Bloonkin
similar to a blumpkin, except it means to receive a bl-w j-b while playing the internet game, bloons.
“emily i told you i didn’t have time for s-x, but i’ll take a bloonkin.”
jerry’s bloonkin was so good he beat level 100.
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