blow mud
a small spat of diahreah is literally blown out of the -n-s, masqueraded as mere gas. not until the actual exit from the -n-s, does the unfortunate mud blower realize that what they believed to be simple gas, turned out to be a forceful eruption of diarreah. to blow mud; blowing mud; blew mud;
i had to leave work early because i thought i was in the clear to bust a real loud -ss fart, i was going to let one rip, but it turned out that i blew mud all over my underwear instead. i have to escape quickly before the smell is detected by a colleague. (blow mud)
a rapid evacuation of feces from the colon. diarrhea. a violent defecation.
“after eating at taco bell, i always have to blow mud.”
when you’re takin’ a dump and semi-thick liquid comes out of your -ss and sp-ckles the toilet.
“hey man, are you gonna’ go in my bathroom and blow mud”?
a rapid evacuation of feces from the colon. diarrhea. a violent defecation.
“after eating at taco bell, i always have to blow mud.”
to have an explosive bowel-movement that leaves splatters of fecal matter on the sides of the bowl and under the toilet seat that are often difficult to remove if left to dry.
after two servings at that chinese buffet i ran in the toilet to blowmud.
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