Blunt Lung


the oxford english medical definition states: blunt lung occurs when a person has been smoking blunts for a long period of their life. all of the blunts they have consumed begin to add up and create a persistent cough that can only go away if the user decides to stop smoking blunts, which is highly unlikely because blunts make the world go round.
timmy: (cough) (cough)

jimmy: timmy are you okay? that cough doesn’t sound too good.

timmy: yeah, i’m fine. i just have a case of blunt lung from all those fat -ss blunts i burn.
the state the lungs go into after coughing from a blunt. once the inital hits have been taken and the lungs become used to the harsh smoke, they begin to harden up and become used to the blunt smoke.
tyler- man those first ones were intense but once my blunt lung activated i powered through 3 blunts.

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