bluntsmanship
the art of blunt rolling.
g.e. billy: “hey thomas, how’d you do during your first year of college?”
thomas: “sh-t man, i just about failed every cl-ss because i am majoring in bluntsmanship.”
g.e. billy: “you have it aced?”
thomas: “you know i got that sh-t on lock-down.”
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