boner jockey


one b-tch of pet-te size and quality, who can withhold the long and st-rdiest ride of a stiff c-ck. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.
that shantell is such a b-n-r jockey.

jennifer rode me last night like a b-n-r jockey

imma bouts to b-n-r jockey that mans horse d-ck.

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