book ass


1. to make great haste
2. to walk or run quickly as if you’re late for something or you have to use the bathroom
3. a method used when running from authority figures

origin: a combination of “book it” and “haul -ss”
also, booking -ss, and less commonly book -ssing.
1. “put on those rollerblades and just book -ss down that hall!”
2. “oh man! it’s it good thing i booked -ss or i would’ve been late to cl-ss!”
3. “the cops saw us doing recreational drugs. that’s about when we booked -ss”
the bottom of a book; the part of the book you see when it is lying flat on a table.
i really wish they’d prop the books up so i don’t have to look at book -sses.

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