Bootypocalypse
a large amount of booty in one area. usually lots of skinny jeans or yoga pants. so much boot in fact that it may cause cranial or cognitive trauma.
random guy: watch out, the bootypocalypse is upon us, accept your fate… and enjoy it -wink-
you: -runs to find the booty-
usually at a high school football game or other public event evolving teen aged girls and fall weather. involves a large group of the teen aged female population wearing skinny jeans, leggings, yoga pants, or other types of very tight pants that show a defined booty. usually they are also wearing hooded sweatshirts.
there is also a 2% margin for error in this, the girls wearing sweatpants.
guy 1: hey dude were you at the football game last night?
guy 2: yeah dude there was such a bootypocalypse, i almost overdosed on booty
guy 1: dude i know, did you see girl 1
guy 2: yeah man those leggings gripped her booty deliciously.
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