booze mattress
also known as, laying down a booze mattress
eating a ton of ‘drinking food’ (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that’s what you’re into.
you can lay down a booze mattress after a night of drinking too
hey mich-lle, what are you doing?
-i’m at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i’ll be right there.
omg mich-lle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can’t remember. let’s go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bl–dy mary, here we come.
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