Born To Scotch
a version of bruce springsteen’s song “born to run” sung by pork scotch, the world’s ugliest d-ckhead. first sung as a drunken karaoke performance and later recorded at goofy granny’s expense. the record sold precisely 2 copies.
i’ve made a record therefore i’m young and cool.
but what the h-ll does the song mean?
it means i was born to scotch. scotch means to be cool. i was born to be cool.
ok d-ckwad, you need to look up “scotching” on urban dictionary.
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