when a man places his -n-s upon a frothy trollops v-g-n- lips (preferably long meaty hangers getting blown into by a prolapsed -n-s). he then proceeds to blast -ss into her baby tube. the meaty lips proceed to flap like a happy b-tterfly nectar sucker.
i just gave alisa the best boston b-tterfly ever! her lips were flapping like a wounded monarch!
a power word to describe an amazing achievement or feet of strength. a single word to express great emotion lifting that car and saving that lady was totally buzze
- back in london
the moment you finally realise you’re not a 70 year old man with a c-ck as hard as a soaking wet sheet of asda’s own brand single ply toilet roll and it’s really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams. f-cking h-ll you absolute limp d-ck that was depressing. have […]
- mexican jackpot
an expression used to describe one’s excitement upon receiving a semi-sh-tty gift or prize. i just won a signed copy of the nickleback alb-m; mexican jackpot baby!
- national wozzels day
national wozzels day basically national get head day. nwd happens on may 15th this day is widely celebrated amongst teens and others. jason: how you gonna celebrate national wozzels day this year carter: i’m celebrating it with olivia
a bad friend and does not know how to study and has a low iq adarsh is becoming himank.