boyf
short for boyfriend, way better than the abbreviation b.f.
my new boyf is totally hot!
acronym. stands for b-lls on your face
dude that movie was totally boyf
function: abbreviation, chiefly vulgar
1. b-lls on your face, a dismissive response to a lengthy, emotional and sincere inquiry used to indicate that the person issuing the statement holds the other in complete contempt and would happy smother the other with his ball-bag before bothering to respond in a polite and civilized manner
2. b-lls on your face, the act of putting ones b-lls on your face
“i just want to let you know that the way you behaved last night really hurt my feelings. i can’t believe that you said those things to me after i paid for you to get into the club. and then you just left? i thought we were good friends, but now i’m questioning that. i guess what i’m trying to say is that sometimes i want to know what’s going through your mind. have a think about it and get in touch. i don’t want this to affect things between us.”
“boyf!, that’s b-lls on your face you t-rd!”
what one would call their someone they are dating but not yet in the boyfriend/girlfriend stage. when you have a boyf it is highly recommended that you do not see other people.
susie: “hey sweetie how are things with your boyf?”
melissa “they’re good, i really like him. hopefully soon i’ll make him my boyfriend.”
term for somebody who is more than the person you are exclusively hooking up with and/or dating, but not ready to be called a boyfriend.
the boyf and i see each other every day, but we’re not ready to be in a full relationship.
boy only you’d f-ck. acronym used between girls to refer negatively to one another’s boyfriends and as an extension one another’s bad taste in guys. similar to milf.
i can’t believe you’re going out with luke. he’s such a loser.
yeah he’s a boyf.
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