Bragavond
any person who is given to large bouts of hyperbole and/or exaggeration. claims regarding facets of his or her life will sometimes seem plausible until combined with the mult-tude of other experiences and/or possessions he or she claims to have had.
jill: “apparently he claims to be a good friend of matt shadows of avenged sevenfold.”
jack: “even though he’s 13 years shadows’ senior and has absolutely nothing in common with him?”
jill: “yup.”
jack: “what a total bragavond.”
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