brand new colony


an awesome track from the postal service’s alb-m ‘go first’, second only perhaps to ‘such great heights’ or ‘the district sleeps alone tonight’. definitely a great song for any mix cds or any other listening. good message, good song, great band!
i’ll be the phonograph that plays your favorite alb-ms back as you’re lying there, drifting to sleep, i’ll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity’s done to you, so you won’t have to strain to look into my eyes, i’ll be the winter coat with b-ttons zipped up to the throat, with the collar up so you won’t catch cold…

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