a male s&m s-x toy, best desribed as a cross-between a fleshlight and a chinese finger trap. brandando is an antonym of a brannan.
the man pleasured himself with his brandando until he realised he was stuck.
- brend*mn morethrob
the highest paid amateur s-x artist who uses yogurt to conceal his naked body during his heinous acts on film. samantha: i hear brend-mn morethrob’s favorite food is taco. kristin: what do you… samantha: you know exactly what i mean, kristin.
to continously beg or ask after s-x she continued to b-mbug me for money
- burn note
a burn note is much like a suicide letter. but the person writing it does not intend to commit suicide. once it is written they will destroy it. (eg: burn it… duh) ella wrote a burn note, then threw it in a fire.
describes a beautiful woman in ontario. tara is the epitome of canadalicious.
- chauncey mchamhands
referring to a person lacking in dexterity or a soft touch who ends up destroying something they were intending to handle with care. i gave that bag of cookies to ric to open but chauncey mchamhands ended up destroying the bag and leaving us with crumbs!