a brandon tyler cowgill is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet! he’s such a giver. he can make you feel all warm an fuzzy inside with just his smile and laugh. hes tall but not too tall an lean with a nice build, usually wears adida t-shirts, hoodies and never wears skinny jeans. favorite color might be red, favorite sport might be soccer, favorite team might be liverpool. might be 5’8 with a nice golden tan like fried chicken with black short hair with bushy yet cute catapillar eye brows and beautiful brown puppy dog eyes.
he’s very hardworking and very funny but most people might not get the jokes because you might actually have to think about it because he’s so very smart and usually is very good in the history subject. he hates to be patronized, and just because he’s very nice and generous doesn’t mean he’s gonna let u walk all over him, he will put you in your place. he might be controlling at times but he’s not a know it all. he’s respectful, handsome and a charmer he’d make a great friend who will always be there for you as long as you do the same in return.
he’s very loyal and romantic, can also be kinda nerdy at times but most importantly, a brandon tyler cowgill make amazing boyfriends who will love you endlessly but don’t stare too long because he’s known to always be with a rayne by his side at all times and she might just eat your soul for breakfast. ♡
“yeah he’s cute but he’s no brandon tyler cowgill.”
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a type of elective v-g-n-l surgery whereby the patient’s v-g-n- is surgically reconfigured and rotated 90 degrees, so that the axe wound now appears horizontal, like a chinese person’s slitty eyes. functionally this is of no benefit and causes several problems, but by golly it’s funny to look at. george: ‘hey, gorgeous, are you a […]
- war moose
a war moose is a very large woman. like a war horse is larger than a regular horse, a war moose is larger than a regular moose. d-mn, she’s huge! that’s war moose status, bub.
- clap your sh*ts
to slap or smack another’s person b-ttocks in an endearing or flirtatious fashion. “d-mn ma! look at that cake! imma clap your sh-ts!!”
- vanity hunting
the practice of paying large sums of money to kill captive animals with unusually large antlers or horns for the purpose of bragging or fulfilling the needs of the ego. bill wants you to think he hunted that animal, but he didn’t, he killed it behind a fence at a vanity hunting facility.
- rack mount
where a male puts his d-ck between a woman’s br–sts. frank: “bro, look at that girl’s t-ts!” bryan: “who, kayla? i rack mounted her last weekend. d-mn good.”