designer china vagina

a type of elective v-g-n-l surgery whereby the patient’s v-g-n- is surgically reconfigured and rotated 90 degrees, so that the axe wound now appears horizontal, like a chinese person’s slitty eyes. functionally this is of no benefit and causes several problems, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
george: ‘hey, gorgeous, are you a boy or a girl?’
thai hooker: ‘as of 3 weeks ago, i’m a girl- i got a designer china v-g-n-!’
george (popping a v–gr- and undressing frantically): ‘buckle up…’

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