breakfart


to have -n-l s-x in the morning, just after wake up . can be used as a name (example 1) or as a verb (example 2).
1. ana used to have breakfart every morning with her lover.

2. – tea or coffee my dear?
– i’d rather breakfart.

a random fart that breaks the moment of peace such as a loud toot in the library, or cl-ssroom, or at a funeral.
1st person: “man its so quiet in this cl-ss….better let out a breakfart. x3 -lets it all out- ”

entire cl-ss: “-sniff sniff-aw! who let out a breakfart?”

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