Breaking the Seal
your first p-ss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. after breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
‘i broke the seal in the flapper and firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me”
when a woman has unprotected s-x with 5 or more men in a 4 hour period, she develops a seminal wall inside her v-g-n-l cavity. this wall is nearly impenetrable and can only be breached by p-ssing urine or douching.
baby carlos: d-mn! that girl was “breaking the seal” all over everyone last night.
adult carlos: grossss! i know. i heard some girls got pregnant from it, hope they got 500 bucks or a coat hanger.
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