Brian Kelly
an extraordinarily angry, red-faced fat man who yells so hard at teenagers when they make mistakes that he appears to be taking a huge sh-t in his pants and having a heart attack simultaneously.
d-mn! did you see that guy pull a brian kelly???
an unhealthy act of eating stodge on a regular basis to try and encourage ones body to become lean and muscular, but ends up flabby and podgy instead!
he’s done a right brian kelly with his tray of iced buns and greggs steak bake slices.
that brian kelly with chubby calfs and lardy shoulders has had an overdose on pies again lad.
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