britney fignut
a term used to describe one’s dream woman. a big rack, easy personality, etc.
also used to describe a really hot girl
1)i’ve just been single for fourteen years because i’m waiting for britney fignut to come along
2) man i just got aced in tennis because i was staring at that britney fignut on the other court
a term used to describe the perfect woman, especially when used to describe the perfect woman for a single-and-looking hot bachelor.
operator: “h-llo?”
me: “can you connect me to a britney fignut please?”
operator: “i’m sorry, no listings for britney fignut in the current area.”
me: “dammit, not yet. looks like i’m gonna be single this spring break…”
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