bro bars
a bro bar is a place you’ll find bros hanging out. bros are those white boys that drive lifted trucks, wear the famous stars and straps hat backwards with the bill rolled up. they tend to wear volcom stone, so cal and metal mullisha t shirts. bro bars generally have bro babes hanging around. bro babes tend to be skinnier white girls with a few pierecings, some tattoo’s and are generally kinda hot.
i’m going to go and party at one of the local bro bars tonight. get the truck g-ssed up and find my tight jeans with the rips in em. make sure i have my volcom shirt too.
a bro’s sandwiched arm during the mid-five handshake/pull-in of a bro hug.
the bro bar’s purpose is to ensure a manly distance between two bros, obstructing any close contact that could be construed as effeminate.
“the only thing that will ever come between you and me, bro,…is our bro bars.”
“dude, i’ve missed you, too. but, loosen the bear hug a little. you’re gonna snap my bro bar if you keep squeezing me so tightly.”
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