bro dock


the act of taking a sh-t on a dude while he’s p-ssed out. drawing d-cks on people’s faces who p-ss out is old. dry dock on them instead!
i just bro docked ryan! that’s what he gets for p-ssing out, a huge steaming pile on his head.

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