Bro Muscle
the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion. the term is commonly used by gym rats/meat heads to surrept-tiously discuss their genitalia with others who are so inclined.
a:”hey man who is that?”
b:”that’s my girlfriend. yea pretty hot eh? as a matter of fact, i just got finished working the bro muscle.”
a:”bro muscle?”
b:”it’s a slow-twitch muscle that develops best with endurance exercises.”
a: what?
b: “it’s located in the lower region of the body and through proper technique renders desirable results.”
b: “i just maxed out at 2 reps, which is a personal record! boo ya!”
a: oooo ok. i, i think i know where you’re going with this… does working the bro muscle require a spotter? perhaps a large muscular man like myself? 😉
b: i need an adult!!!!!
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