bro-muda triangle


the region of north america that consists of the triangle of mammoth california, salt lake city utah, and snow summit california. within this area snowboard ethusiasts tend to overuse the word “bro” and the men try to dress as affeminatly as possible in order to stand out.
“man im so sick of the metro’s here in the bro-muda triangle.”
a mysterious phenomenon scientists have only recently identified. the bromuda triangle seems to be a kind of black hole, but instead of light, it absorbs drunk females.
f-ckin’ dave matthews over there just tried pulling jen into that bromuda triangle. it’ll take more than a can of natty and the smooth soothing of some neanderthal to steal my girlfriend!
when three guys are in a triangle shape, and each reaches to the right, giving each other a handjob. similar to a circle jerk but with 3 males specifically.
the three of us were really bored so we decided to visit the bromuda triangle.

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