broaming
roaming definithing.com with one of your closest bros for definitions of words that relate to bromance. typically occurs between two high school boys who play football together and drink excessive amounts of brotein shakes.
chances are these kids are enormous b-ttmunching douche bags.
alex: “brosef stalin… check out this definition i found while broaming.”
kyle: “watching you broam has given me a broner, broski.”
alex: “let’s h-t the showers, bro montana.”
kyle: “lay off man you are gonna make me bro cheese.”
alex: “calm your self bro, the bro job hasn’t even started yet.”
when the rat race threshold has been reached the necessary reaction is a road trip with bros.
im over worked and underpaid. i need to get out of
here…time to broam.
this job sucks bro, time to quit, fill up the vw and start broaming tour 2010. don’t forget the tequila…
accepting a phone call from your closest bro while in a place where you’ll be hit with roaming charges. you know he’s not calling you to talk about his period – it must be worth it.
you: “this better be good. i’m broaming right now.”
bro: “dude, i had the craziest night …”
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