a gmh/gmc lover’s explanation of a cars performance due to their total lack of technical knowledge.
ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. i had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages.
gmh/gmc guy: i bought a holden commodore. i sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a “brocky chip” to the computer.
- brooklyn beautiful
ugly. traditionally, a woman who finds herself to be brooklyn beautiful would also find men’s clothing in her closet, herself ironically working at a library, and/or would rather buy records than mp3’s because they’re too mainstream. in otherwords, a female hipster. this word can be used to describe the precedingly mentioned person, but only if […]
beads that one b*tters up and puts up there partners r*ct*m. yeehaw, honey grabs those b*ttybeads and grease them up.
- canadian ramen
canadian ramen is a s*xual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. in order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her v*g*n* as possible(seasoning optional). once the v*g*n* is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her v*g*n*l area. finally slurp each […]
- car totty
someone who is attractive and would look good in the p*ssenger seat of your car to cruise around with. to show them off. would you like to be my car totty tonight?