brocky chip

a gmh/gmc lover’s explanation of a cars performance due to their total lack of technical knowledge.
ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. i had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages.

gmh/gmc guy: i bought a holden commodore. i sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a “brocky chip” to the computer.

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