Brolar Eclipse


when a bro (male friend) inadvertently c-ck blocks you or another bro.
matt: so i was talking to this girl and then (bro’s name) totally brolar eclipsed me.

raine: thats rough dude, you should kill him.
matt: nah, he’s a bro and it was an accident.

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