Brolock
being brolocked is the process of a girl being deemed unable to be dated by you because she has (or is) dated your best friend.
done of of sheer respect and bromance.
dude: hey, you think that anything can happen between you and my girl?
guy: nah man, she’s officially brolocked now, i wouldn’t dare do anything.
dude: word.
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