broodwich
it is the broodwich. the most evil sandwich ever created. forged in darkness from wheat harvested in h-ll’s half acre. baked by beelzebub. slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.
i ate a bite of the broodwich and i went into an alternate dimension. a voice told me i’d know where it was in time, but the real question is will i care? probably not.
(this is an athf reference)
a sandwich at subway which has every single veggie and condiment in it. the name derives from aqua team hunger force about an unholy sandwhich.
subway: what do you want on it?
you: i want you to make it a broodwich.
subway: sure thing, salt and pepper?
you: everything.
a horrible person who ruins lives
princess and a pea? oh you mean the broodwich?
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